Find a mid/rear-engined car with Front-wheel-drive. The engine HAS to be behind where the driver sits, no loopholes for you!
LoopHole Update: No 4WD/AWD!
If you are the first to find one, you will receive my never-dwindling admiration.
If you fail, then we all win; its a horrible idea and whoever thinks it could be practical or interesting and decides to actually make one needs to go back to art school.
There is one loophole I have found, so technically two exist, but the car I'm thinking of was never in production.