I hate my steering wheel.

It's enormous and spindly, and awkward to hold. To this end I wrapped it in two layers of vinyl strips, which turned out to be a bad idea as under heavy steering input they slid around slightly and became a complete mess.

But what about commercial products to beef up the feel of my wheel?

Something like this ties in to the look of my car's exterior, and would give me something that I could actually wrap my hands around.

What I'm worried about is if steering wheel covers are perceived as a nonaccessory that's used by teenaged girls and people who lap up the description of that cover ("turn any interior into that of a race car"? Really? Come on.).