no really though, what happened to Ben?

Literally the only alcohol I have in my house is a 2/3s a bottle of ouzo and two separate halves of a bottle of absinthe. Basically, they’re the same, except one of the bottles of absinthe was given to me by a friend whose uncle runs a country, so it has sentimental value. Also it looks like a bottle of Scope mouthwash and made in Romania(?) and I’m not 100% that it isn’t half chemical. So I’m drinking the ouzo.

I hate ouzo. So. fucking. much.