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Overheard in the grocery store parking lot

So I went to the grocery store today and just as I got out of my car I noticed a guy getting into a Porsche 914.

Another guy said to him: “Wow, is that an Alfa Romeo or something?”

And he replied...

“No, it’s a Volkswagen.”

A+ for honesty.

Time for another negroni. It’s hot as hell and it’s Saturday afternoon so I’m doing the sensible thing: sitting on the porch day drinking while my dogs laze on the grass.


Pictured: lazy hound in between our vegetable beds.

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