If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Overlooked in movies: The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water

My little brother was watching it on TV and it had gotten to the fight scene where Plankton had shown up, and while my brother marveled at Plankton’s abilities, I was looking at something else: the CARS.

Plankton had shown up with his new superpowered body and lifted up a pirate ship to get back the secret formula. My brother said “whoa!” at the same time as I did. He asked me, “wasn’t that cool?!” And I responded, “yeah, did you see that thing?!” He said to that, “what thing?” Me: “the Volkswagen Thing!”

Good God, that’s some bad quality

Also in that same frame; a Volkswagen Type 2 T2!

I apologize again for the bad quality

As I’m going on about the cool cars pictured there, my brother just laughs at me and calls me a nerd. Slapboxing match ensued. After that, I decided to keep quiet so he doesn’t talk more shit but I couldn’t help myself when I saw this:


Enhance! (Just because):


I mean, who WOULDN’T be happy to see these guys? That’ll be a ‘64 T-Bird, a Beetle and a CJ-7. (A second slapboxing match followed). I think it’s cool to see these in a show that’s not as good as it was before (the new ones just aren’t as good), it’s kind of a redeeming quality. Anyways, that’s all. Continue signing your paperwork for your two newly purchased e-Golfs.

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