If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

P1: “where do you live?”

P2: “Why”

P1: “oh just small talk and stuff knowing about it gives me an idea of how you live”


P2: “Why Arizona”

P1: “what do you mean ‘why Arizona?’, I don’t live in Arizona”

P2: “I do”

P1: “WHERE!?”

P2: “Why!”

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