Oh, did I say hyenas? Because no, they only attack things when they have good reason to, like to sate hunger or fend off a potential threat. Only humans are dumb enough to rip a whole store to shreds and beat the shit out of each other over discounted things they didn’t want all year until one special holiday created by stores to offload all the shit they didn’t sell before the fiscal year ends.

Scientists say that faster than light travel is super-impossible, wormholes are at best theoretical, and the amount of energy we’d need to send even a probe to other stars exceeds our technological capability. These realities used to make me sad, but considering everything it’s probably for the best.