Or anyone else with some illustrative skills.

I just came up with an idea for a shirt that might be right up your alley or maybe for the next blipshift contest or something. I haven’t looked too hard if you’ve already done a morgan 3 wheeler, but I would totally buy a brown t shirt with a morgan that said:

“How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Hoon, If a Woodchuck Could Hoon Wood?”

Alternatively, any other would/wood play on words would suffice.

If you make it, they well, me at least will buy it. Though I’m sure plenty of horrible ideas are given to you daily and this is probably one of them.