...is turning out to be more difficult than I expected. I’m sorry, but if you need 8 hours and $95, you obviously have other things you’d rather be doing.
Sorry to rehash this topic again, but I’m not in a situation where I can do it myself.
(And apparently I’m also not in a situation to add a photo to this post. Thanks Kinja!)
EDIT: the Maserati/Fiat dealer called me back and I'm now drinking coffee from a machine that probably cost more than my car. These guys are awesome.