What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
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A thing I will never understand, how Joe Biden’s campaign has managed to stay alive and start winning after this.

Maybe it’s just me, but that’s just as bad as when Rick Perry forgot which... you know... the thing!

Something else that irratates me about the whole “only Biden can beat Trump!” thing, is that.


1. Biden’s already ran for President twice, and in those had to drop out early for saying dumb shit, and this was before he was 70+ years old.

2. Trump started his political career shitting on Obama, and for some reason people think Obama’s now senile VP is the guy who can beat him.


3. The Democrats already tried running a moderate against Trump in 2016, and how did that fucking go?

I swear, I’m starting to think the Democrats want Trump to win, because it’s easier to criticize him than to actually have the responsibility of being in charge.

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