I’ve been looking forward to deleting these off my phone. Captioned as best I could for your Saturday afternoon delight. I imagine there’s a subreddit for these but that site is too interneht for me.

Second Owner. There are empty cigarette boxes on the carpets.

No its not.

Needs more ABBA. Curse you for getting it stuck in my head. Would be very much good on an Alfa.


....meanwhile in Jersey.


I don’t imagine we’d be very good friends.

If you’re gonna drive a purple Smart Car, you should probably make BRAAINS your license plate. Its kind of a no-brainer. I hope Miss Mercedes would approve.