What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

I’ve been looking forward to deleting these off my phone. Captioned as best I could for your Saturday afternoon delight. I imagine there’s a subreddit for these but that site is too interneht for me.

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Second Owner. There are empty cigarette boxes on the carpets.

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No its not.

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Needs more ABBA. Curse you for getting it stuck in my head. Would be very much good on an Alfa.

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....meanwhile in Jersey.

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I don’t imagine we’d be very good friends.

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If you’re gonna drive a purple Smart Car, you should probably make BRAAINS your license plate. Its kind of a no-brainer. I hope Miss Mercedes would approve.

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