5, Toby

He is #5 because he is a happy dog who does not give a fuck about rankings. He knows he is loved.

4. Kirby.

“Stop playing with your phone and get my damn breakfast.”

3. Lucy.


She just wants her mommy.

2. Daisy.


Her feelings would be hurt if she was ranked lower.

1. Pumpkin.


She will accept nothing less and I am afraid to cross her.