5, Toby

He is #5 because he is a happy dog who does not give a fuck about rankings. He knows he is loved.

4. Kirby.

“Stop playing with your phone and get my damn breakfast.”

3. Lucy.

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She just wants her mommy.

2. Daisy.

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Her feelings would be hurt if she was ranked lower.

1. Pumpkin.

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She will accept nothing less and I am afraid to cross her.