Warning: Politics after the jump, assuming new Kinja can still jump.

Our dear leader decided that since the price of oil has gone down, it would be perfectly acceptable to hike up the tax on crude. Seriously, that was his logic. I will award 1.3 Internets to whomever can 'shop the SPECTRE and Hydra emblems onto the circular part of the podium, for the lulz. Thank you.