UPDATE: still no water. We are waiting for Sunday and hopefully the 40 degree weather thaws whatever froze. No burst pipes. I have included photos below on why most solutions won’t fix my problem.
No water at my house today. Forgot to keep a faucet open last night. Fuck this. About to make a water run.
My house is not normal do I don’t have normal solutions to most problems. I thank everyone for their suggestions and stories but here is a side view of my house that will give you an idea why my situation is not normal.
This column is super insulated because the water to the house and all the drain lines out are inside of it. I checked it yesterday and it was super warm. So either it froze in the ground or who knows where.