How did we live without the tracker? Also, get your shit together Mary.

UPDATE # 1: Mary has one in the oven. Congrats, Mary!

UPDATE # 2: They didn't quality check it, I think. Oh well. Pizza is on the way, and I hope the pizza guy doesn't fall in the hole.

FINAL UPDATE: Pizza obtained. Delivery lady did not fall in the hole. Gave her a good tip for subjecting her to our walkway. This thing looks gross and I am going to love it.

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