On my way to the DMV For VIN verification with CHP done so we can get a reissued title.

Will I succeed?

Will I be thwarted by some cruel twist of California’s Byzantine bureaucracy?

Will I be arrested for driving an unregistered vehicle? (I get the -1 middle aged white privilege handicap on this option - 50/50 I talk my way out if pulled over.)

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Pumpkin doubts my competence, and is not optimistic.