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Please, Help Me Figure Out Where I Lost My Motorcycle Keys

This is my 1991 Suzuki GSX-R 750. Runs like beast with a butt full of bumblebees, except for today. Today marks 24 hours since the keys went missing and I don't feel good about it at all. Anyone ever left a key somewhere weird that I might not have thought of yet?

I'm the kinda guy who has a "key table" with a specific place to each vehicle key, because I'm the kinda guy who loses shit. So the absence of said key from its "usual place" is disconcerting. I live alone and don't have any pets. And I'm on pretty good terms with the house ghost.


I haven't ridden the bike in something like ten days, so I have no clue what I was even wearing the last time I had the key.

Where I've checked:

  • Extensively around and under the key table
  • In the pockets of jackets, pants I ride in.
  • All over the motorcycle
  • Barn the motorcycle lives in
  • Path between house and barn
  • Office/desk
  • Bedroom
  • Couch cushions
  • Cursory glance around "random places" (bathroom, kitchen)

If Oppo can help me find my keys it's going to be the biggest Kinja win ever. Thoughts? Suggestions?

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