Have a pic of my sexy ass

That's great if you think my rear end is sexy but please BACK THE FUCK OFF. All morning, people are right up on my ass. Its simple physics people. Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Therefore, if there is one a line of cars in front of me, no matter how hard you tailgate, i'm not going any faster. Especially if we're all going the speed limit, you should just calm down and make sure you don't hit me. I wont take it very well when you tap that ass. Two of the three offenders were Maximas. Why do Maxima drivers seem to be such douches?