I have to write a story Canterbury Tales style for Senior English. What do you think this is about with no context (you don't go to my school)? I had a ton of fun with this.
Sprawled across the Clarendon Crescent
A building where lives ascent or descent.
An institution where students can learn
Or all hope of success can adjourn.
Where middle schoolers become adults
And where perhaps they might start a cult.
This is Enloe —- a whirlpool of mystery.
Producer of great names in history
Like the cowboy from the YMCA song.
Here is a story of a day went wrong.
On the sixteenth of May in twenty thirteen
A group of students had a plan quite mean.
A small band of hooligans they were
With the best of intentions… sure…
They all grouped together to execute
Their plot. One by one they dispensed their loot
On the heads of the students water fell
Balloons went down and up came hell.
Hands went up and people ran for doors
This early debacle was the first of the water wars.
The King of the School rewarded this no applause
The Lyon roared his threat to use his paws
If Hooligans did not confess to their shenanigans.
Nobody stood up. They just sat like mannequins.
On went the day and on went the fight.
The other students still running with fright.
The King knew what he had to do
The hyenas were dispatched to pursue
The Hooligans and capture them in the act
Before of course they themselves were attacked.