Here’s a quick tip from your Uncle CB, that everyone else has said, but I think bears repeating: don’t play Pokemon Go and drive. Seriously, it’s not rocket surgery, but people still aren’t doing it.

I was walking with a buddy today, and I saw a scooter go by. Both the passenger and the driver were staring down at their phones. Which raises two very big questions:

1) How are all these Canadians getting Pokemon Go?

2) Why the hell would the guy riding the scooter not just give his phone to his passenger?

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Seriously folks, it’s not hard. I get you want your Ratatas and your Pikachus and your Agumons, but just pay attention before you hurt yourself or someone else.