XJR100 for your breaks. Note: no leaper, because it’s a fast car and fast cars get screamers, which is why people putting them on new Jags are dumb.

People joke about using using the H-card, but, goddamn, my friends and I lost our shit at this exchange:

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“She says that as a daughter of a man born in Birmingham, Alabama, that there was no way she would work for an individual who was racist. How do you reconcile the two of those?”

“As neither should I as the son of a Holocaust survivor.”

You can say a lot about how garbage Michael Cohen is, but man, it was fun watching someone with a similar background run rings around people.