“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

I’m not naive enough to think it won’t be a shitstorm, but here it is.

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Is there any reason Andrew Yang isn’t the most Oppo US presidential candidate ever?

  • All US Oppos will have an extra $1,000/month to spend on project cars.
  • Everyone in the US will have extra disposable income to spend on niche enthusiast cars, which will make them more financially viable.
  • Autoworkes laid off due to automation will get $1,000/month and access to universal healthcare.
  • People will be more able to afford OEM parts, rather than relying on the aftermarket, making automakers more likely to support legacy vehicles like MB does.
  • Amateur motorsports will likely grow as middle and lower income people will be more able to accesses it.
  • We could pool our YangBucks and start our Oppo commune where we hoon 90's Subarus and Miatas through the woods on rally stages we built.
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Has there ever been a more Oppo/Jalop candidate?

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