Whilst poking around at the local Goodwill outlet, I stumbled across a few toy cars meant to hold dolls of various sizes. There was something about them that struck me as somewhat odd, namely that they were all equipped with seatbelts. Seatbelts? In a toy? You're kidding me, right? I tried to latch them, but it was a pain. Perhaps if my hands were smaller...

Are children really this impressionable? What's next, airbags?