Long story short: I ended up in Europe over the summer. Drove cars. Wanty review here.
1st contender: 2010-ish Opel Zafira. 6-Speed manual. (Not pictured) I'm also going to add that I don't have more than one picture of this car. (It's kinda weird to be taking pictures of an MPV looking thing around other people.)
2nd contender: 2000-Who cares Opel Corsa with the worst Automatic transmission I've ever experienced. (A few actual pictures) It was hilariously horrible.
That is the link to the poll. I have no idea how that shit works.