Portland could receive 1-3" of snow this weekend. Thousands will die, the roads will be littered with abandoned vehicles, and the city will resemble a post apocalyptic hellscape. FEMA is gearing up in anticipation of this epic disaster.

But joking aside, I have to work this weekend. I really really hope it snows hard on Friday and I get a free weekend.


Also, holy shit mobile editor is BAD now.

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