As I’m about to go to sleep last night I see a fire truck drive past my apartment building. Thought it was riding further down the road but it stopped in the parking lot, and their was a car alarm blaring. Knew it wasn’t my car. No need for an alarm. It’s a 95 Saturn with a stock anti-theft device (read: clutch pedal) so I was good. Not to mention it’s a Saturn, nobody steals those.
So my old man went to see what the commotion was about and the Predator was ablaze. Apparently someone had leaned a mattress against it and set it on fire.