I was dismantling this crappy neglected vinyl shed. It was completely covered in ivy, which was then creeping up my atlas tree. I finally got to the base. As soon as I listed it up, about 20 bumblees appeared. I left my beer, which I immediately decided go back for.

No man left behind!!!

In addition, each crevice of each panel is occupied by some gigantic spider, and my face is burning from my usual summer allergies. Also my forearms are covered in hives.

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... But I have beer!