You can pick out ONE thing per post that’s wrong/inconceivable. Go!

mine is the wiper cowl that’s nearly taller than the windshield wiper. Actually, that’s not a wiper cowl, its under the wiper. I don’t know what the hell that is then.

“Hey what’d we just run over?”

“I dunno I can’t see anything on the road 20 feet in front of us so maybe a water molecule?”