Proper door holding etiquette

If you’re on a date? Hold the door for your date. Not on a date? Open the door and fucking GO!!!!!!1!!!!!!! If you’re in a group of men that are Doing Business, do not get in a match of Door Holding One-Upsmanship...

...This is where everybody competes to be the best door holder. It’s worst whenever you are part of a group entering a building that has two sets of doors, and one person opens the first door and holds it for the group, and then a second person opens the second door and holds it for the rest of the group.



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