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Puppy update #4 err I mean #3: devourer of worlds

The dog loves to bite. Having long hair and beard is proving disadvantageous! Also the fluffy cat seems traumatized. So onto some positive things, then.

The pup had a long playdate with a large, fat relative doggie and had lots of fun. Unfortunately when I picked her up, the owner said, “Oh she’s an angel! She slept almost all day.” Oh fuck. That means I get the awake version. But she slept in the truck the entire way home, and really didn’t get pumped up until she saw fluffy cat and attempted to break the ice, only to be coldly rejected. After lots of running around outside and unwanted biting inside, I guess she’s had enough.


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