This was just posted on Gawker's front page. The only thing stopping this bear from riding a Sea Doo, and let's face it: doing sweet tricks before destroying humanity, is the fact that it requires a key to start it and bears do not have opposable thumbs. Therefore it stands to reason that bears will soon discover humanity's new fondness for push-button ignitions and will slowly begin taking over the roads. You have been warned.

Also, first post, so I'm sure I screwed this up horribly. I apologize in advance.