...check these out. They’re tight dawg! Right?

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That’s called a Bugatti. You like Bugatti’s?

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Check out the brand new Lambo that’s coming out!

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“Dude bruh...,. have you ever been to this thing called “Cars and Coffee”? Bro you’d like that. They got Lambos, Ferraris, Austin Martins and all that. They ain’t got no chicks modeling but it’s dope still.”

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EYE BLEACH

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So OPPO, what do you respond when an ultra dude bro asks you if you like cars and you know this is what he/she means?

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I keep making the same mistake and saying yes, knowing that 99% of humans aren’t going to be that into clean 1998 Corollas getting autocrossed or Citroen 2CVs

It’s like the question, “what kind of music are you into?” 100% of dull lifeforms will say, “ I like a little bit of everything lol. Yeah I like Metallica. Nothing Else Matters is awesome!”

*nuclear facepalm*

That’s why I’ve leaned to answer, “2 stroke production cars and Group C era race cars” It always gives them a blank stare and they don’t continue the automotive conversation thankfully. As far as music, I’ve learn to just say the truth, 80's thrash and that’s it. I may like randoms songs by random artists, but I choose to only listen to 80's thrash.

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If they hand me some headphones and start playing something like this or this, no offence to fans, but I literally feel like dying a very painful death. Their response though like the car post above, “it’s rock just like what you listen to”.....

*ded*