Every reply you get to a post asking for help is one of three things:

  • Somebody asking a question the answer to which has been clearly stated in your post
  • Advice that would only help a complete moron such as “Are you sure the key is in the ‘on’ position?” Thanks I didn’t think of that /s
  • “theRE ArE OthER threaDs ON this tOPIC JusT SeaRCh for ThEm.” BITCH DON’T YOU THINK I TRIED THAT ALREADY BEFORE RESORTING TO MAKING A NEW POST? YOU THINK THIS IS MY FIRST DAY ON THE INTERNET OR SOMETHING?