If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Quitting time after a job well done.

You can hold your applause until the end.

I, an edumacated adult with multiple years of professional experience, destroyed a college intern doing the same task even though they did the wrong task for the project.

For your time.

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For those that made it past the eye candy. The intern was supposed to model a set of new gears for me to conduct FEA in order to determine if they will fail. They don’t exactly match the originals, so you can understand the clients worry - teeth, pitch and all the essentials match but the spoke design is drastically different. I modeled the originals based on the original drawings. The intern modeled the originals instead of the new gears. We have no prints for the new gears and a site visit doesn’t make sense when you are only modeling a gear.

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The intern mocked up the gear in 23 steps with errors occurring in his steps. Mine took 11. I’m also quite sure his tooth is incorrect as well. Hah, what a loser.

In case you missed it, this is all quite tongue in cheek.

And with that, it is time to clock out early and get a haircut.

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