I am an import luxury SUV, have a 3.3L transverse V6, 5 speed automatic, and optional AWD. I’m also the ubiquitous NoVA Soccer Mom vehicle. This morning I received a facelift in the form a bike rack going through my front bumper. What am I?

White Trash Steve got it, with an honorable mention to mkbruin and R Saldana coming in mere seconds behind him.

The wife rear ended someone this AM with a bike rack, it put a nice gash in the bumper cover and messed up the grill. Will do more investigation tonight when I get home to see how extensive the damage is. Carnage pictures to follow.