...because he is theHondaBro. I know because I saw all the murders happen before my eyes, and he’s still killing. Brian Silvestro? Macanamera? Gamecat? He did all of them and got their account info, so if you see a post from one of them, it’s him.
He’s not stopping there. He’s got all of your personal info. He knows where everyone lives. If you’ve ever been kinja’d even once, you’re marked. He’s coming for all of you. By the end of the year, oppositelock will be no more. It’ll be Zodiaclock.