I am unable to articulate the things that make me angry about this.

Giant, lifted bro-truck with a pristine hitch. It isn’t enough that you have to compensate for your small penis with this beast, but you have to slap us all in the face with it by double parking in a front row space?

Go fucking die.

This frame makes me feel better...warm and happy. Was I mad about something?

Oh well, couldn’t have been that important.