1. Atomic Annie

$50 says when Trump finds out about them he’ll recommission them and send’em to Korea.

2. Triple Seven

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Made out of titanium and perfectly balanced like a BMW.

3. Pack 75

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Back when Soldiers and Marines were TUFF! Didn’t even need body armor!  

4. Paladin

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5. (Honorable mention) M198

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6. A literal pea shooter

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7. LPWS with Naval programming

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8. Any recoiless rifle ever.