1. Atomic Annie

$50 says when Trump finds out about them he’ll recommission them and send’em to Korea.

2. Triple Seven

Made out of titanium and perfectly balanced like a BMW.

3. Pack 75


Back when Soldiers and Marines were TUFF! Didn’t even need body armor!  

4. Paladin


5. (Honorable mention) M198

6. A literal pea shooter


7. LPWS with Naval programming

8. Any recoiless rifle ever.