To the people on my afternoon drive home,
If you are cruising at a steady speed and there is enough room in the right lane for me to pass you, don't get mad if I do, because you should be in said lane. I hate you and you need to get off of your cell phone. Also last time I checked, blinkers are not an option on more expensive cars. I could be mistaken, maybe you own the road and don't have to share it with the rest of us, or be considerate. I hate you, and you should not be allowed to drive.
I need a beer.