Goddamn, Doug, how hard is it to get your details straight about a car you’re reviewing!?

I really like you, Doug, and your “Dougisms”. But how lazy do you have to be to prioritize your “Dougisms” over learning why a Volvo has a foam engine cover and why Volvo is using “air subwoofers”?

YOU’RE STANDING IN FRONT OF A FUCKING VOLVO DEALERSHIP! GO ASK A SALESPERSON!! OR BRIEF THE OWNER’S MANUAL AT LEAST!!!

You’ve been at this long enough that you should be able to figure out how to incorporate your “dougisms” with facts so you can be successfully knowledgeable AND entertaining.

‘Cause this is starting to look like a flash in the pan sideshow, Douggie.