Not many people outside of Gawker Media™ know this, but our very own Raphael Orlove actually sits in front of a portal to the Mirror Universe.

Raph's twin actually claims to go by the moniker of "Nicholas Stango," and professes to work for Gawker Media™ property Gizmodo™, but we all know this is simply false.

These two are virtually identical, despite their own obvious disagreement.

I took the liberty of blocking out Raphael's rude hand gesture (how rude) because his very own mother might be seeing this right now, at this very instant.


No one can prove me wrong.