When I watch these unreal RC drift car videos, I get inspired to go out and buy an RC car. The control, the detail, it’s like owning the AE86 I’ve always wanted for a fraction of the cost. Then, I come to my senses, and remember vividly, that every time I pilot one of these cars, it usually ends poorly. By poorly, I mean destroying the fucking thing, and having to go back to the hobby-shop for parts.

Flyinglap aka Joe knows more useless car information than anybody. He owns every Car & Driver since 1986. His 11 year old son knows the difference between an E24 and E28. His 7 year old son says "gai-ar-doh" not "gah-lar-doh".