...and I suddenly get how normal people must feel when they’re looking for a new car. ‘This phone feels stuck in 2015 with its lack of 4k camera, fingerprint reader and waterproofing’. I just want a phone that doesn’t need a hand 20" wide to work, has good battery life and won’t disintegrate the first time I drop a lump hammer on it while I'm using it as a torch under my car. Is that too much to ask?!