“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”
“I feel that life is measured in achievement, not in years alone.”

Mistress had her final detailing session today.

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Illustration for article titled Ready for the Next Guardian
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Like any high-maintenance mistress would, it blew a power steering pump right after I listed the car for sale. Mid-auction I had to disclose the fact that the car had to go to the shop.

I saved the buyer $3k, call me charitable this time.

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