Imagine living in Alabama and stepping out of your trailer in the morning after having breakfast prepared by your wife/cousin and finding a brand new, 4 mile Iroc Camaro in another trailer? Yea, I bet you would fall right off your lawnmower tractor when you saw it. I know I would...and not because I would be drunk.
Doesn't it feel good to have a mullet right about now? Sure it does.