The nostalgic rambling on the front page led me to search for something I’ve always wanted, a two door Tahoe. Not that I need another red, two door SUV, but this just looks fantastic. It’s even a 5 speed, which gives it one of my favourite vehicular attributes: a comically long shifter. If I bought this, I could have three manual vehicles with comically long shifters.

I won’t be buying this thing. But I do want it.