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Reposting greeting for weekday oppos!

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I’ve finally done it, after years of digitally stalking all of you, I’ve joined the orgy that is Oppo. My windows phone blows harder than a 45 year old hooker with dick candles on her whore birthday cake. It makes kinja hard. Automobiles make me hard. The 80s make me hard.

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This is my 87 300zx NA erection maker. I live in Austin and am not a teenager, though you might not know it based on all those dick jokes. Thrilled to be here and thanks for having me.

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