What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Me right now, trying to work on something that doesn’t involve talking to people about things I can’t really answer even though I have the information on the screen in front of me because it’s not public until Wednesday and NO the person who handles this cannot talk to you right now or else it will never get finished in time for Wednesday when you people could just look it up yourselves online like we’ve been telling you for many months and yes I can take a message but let me tell you it’s going to go in a pile on the desk with the others until WEDNESDAY FFS NOW STOP CALLING.

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[College students wanting to know where they’re living next year]

*closes office door, turns on music*

Just let me do my job, meow. Please?

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