Driving in Seattle today in the middle lane, and someone in a Jeep Grand Cherokee in the right lane almost smashed into me, because they didn’t notice the parked cars in the right lane.

Parked cars on the street during certain times of the day is normal here, and drivers should be paying attention anyway.

In response to him trying to put 2 vehicles in the same place at the same time, I honked. For those of you not from the PNW, you should know that people almost never honk here. Apparently my honk set off this guy’s murder mode and he almost crashed into 3 other cars to make sure he could tailgate me for the next mile of dense traffic (Mercer street, for the locals).

I eventually put some space between us, but the guy was seriously aggressive. I wish him the worst.