Look at the sad Miata. Look, I said! It wants to go out and have fun, but instead it had to stay home sick and alone. Look at the sad face!
Meanwhile my wife’s 3 looks menacingly on, planning its next move. You devilish 3, why must you torment the sad Miata so?
P.S.: Yes, I know about the headlights. Yes, I plan on addressing that.